The Funny Things In Life.

Tell you what: If you can tell me the date, time, place, and person who i said any of that to, then i will apologize.  The Sentences “Me and Des had sex” or “I fucked Destiny” never uttered through my mouth. What you’re getting is what people probably inferred. We LIVED together for an entire summer, as a couple, and we were both in the ripe age to be sexing it up like little rabbits, but we didn’t, and I’m okay with that (even though at the time, it was killing me). In fact, the starving me thing was probably a grade school style rumor spread of mine and your’s ” vegetarian bet” which was fun while it lasted, but i don’t ever recall complaining about it.

Goodness, you sure don’t sound crazy…bringing up stuff that’s almost a year old…talking about people who’ve, for the most part, completely forgotten about these little things.  Also, I should probably let you in on some things: My parents both have been smoking pot my entire life and do not care that I partake, they quit just before last summer started, and better yet, they KNOW that I am an atheist, and don’t care about that either. The more you know.

All in all, I will apologize for at least one thing: Playing you.  Our relationship started because i thought I was gonna score with a gorgeous nymph, only to find out that she was a prude (I mean, why else would I have spent the night with you after the banquet…or any other night after that for that matter?). So yes, I did use you that summer, that wasn’t the plan you see, as I was supposed to live with Kelly and Larrissa, but if I recall, YOU offered I move in, so i thought “Why the fuck not?” Anywho, yea, Harry was a character, and I’m glad you liked him, made it easier.  I guess I should address the cheating thing…but I mean, it was pretty damn obvious, you know, when you hang out with your ex boyfriend every waking moment of the day, and specially set time aside where I couldn’t be there…and he could…when you’re terrible at lying and covering up things…you know…but apparently…I am…because I mean, You said it yourself.

-Tanner

Ps. I’m not sure what your definition of “Crazy” is, but whatever your ATU Psych professors are telling you must be getting lost, This was a pretty great example of a sudden outburst of rage, something I would chalk up with bi-polar disorder…but it’s not like you’ve never been accused of that, eh?  Glad I got on Tumblr today, this made my fucking week.

imlookingforadinohaveyouseenhim:

I have a few things I really need to get off my chest, and we’re not talking t-shirts and bras, here.

I have not, since the last minute you stepped foot in my life, spoken ill of you. I’ve respected your space, tried to stay cordial, and even went so far as to offer to take you home on weekends…

Text’d you the reply. Didn’t even have to use “Fuck” more than once.